Mood:  mischievious

Now let us get started with telling a little truth and so good facts. This following little statement was supposedly written by Ted Nugent and it has to be some of the stupidest shit I have ever read.
So it’s time to tear it apart.
BTW, I got this off the blog of a friend whom unfortunately had it posted as a positive thing. Despite this I must do what I must do. I hope he will forgive me and learn from it.

Start - I'm a Bad American - this pretty much sums it up for me. I like big trucks, big boats, big houses,
 This just makes most people greedy, backwood rednecks.
and naturally, pretty women. (Who doesn’t)

1) I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.
I don't care about appearing compassionate.

A) This is a poorly researched statement. The governmental functionary is not the one wanting to give people anything. It’s part of supporting our society for those who can’t support themselves. Also, less then 9% of all taxes you pay go to social programs and less then .5% of that money goes to anyone including any “Crack Addict” Then the fact that our society produces crack addict is a whole other subject.

2) I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer.

A) It may not make someone a killer but it does make it 100 times more likely that a child will seek to obtain a gun, which makes it a lot more likely they will kill.


2.5) I believe ignoring your kids and giving them Prozac might.

A.5) Where this maybe true we have allowed our society to degenerate to a point where both parents must work.

3) I think I'm doing better than the homeless.

A) Well yes but just saying so makes you a dumb git.

4)I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird or make me mad.

A) Having the right, but having the right doesn’t give you the right to try and push those opinions on how the governing body operates or gives you the right to try and repress the rights of those you dislike.

5) This is my life to live, and not necessarily up to others expectations.

A) The most sensible thing said here but however you don’t hold that opinion for others.

6) I know what SEX is and there are not varying degrees of it.

A) This only your opinion and again YOU expect others to see things your way.

7) I don't celebrate Kwanzaa. But if you want to that's fine; I just don't feel like everyone else should have to.

A) What alternative universe do you live in. I don’t see anyone anywhere trying to make anyone celebrate it.


8) I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy Queen shake, a pack of cigarettes, or hotel room you do it in English. As of matter of fact, if you are an American citizen you should speak English. My uncles and forefathers shouldn't have had to die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come disrespect ours, and make us bend to your will.

A) Where I agree that you must speak English to work in this country the HATE that is spewed here in this cause it makes it your opinion unproductive.
B) Your uncles and forefathers came to this country and disrespected the natives of this country.
C) Those who fought for this country did so for freedom for ALL people.

9) I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you're running from them after they tell you to stop.

A) Well the cops might have the right to shoot you (and they should)
B) Over the past few decade the police forces over all major cities and most other places have become nothing more but a gang of paid street thugs no better then any other street gang.
C)  Because of the reason above, even if I am innocent I am going to fucking run.
D) If a cop shoots me my buddies down at the ACLU will be down at the Police departments Internal Affairs he next day.
E) The police in the U.K. do very well chasing down suspects without guns at all. Something to think about !

10) I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.

A) OK this is two I’ll give you. Always saying “think about the children” is a sad excuses and last time I checked we live in a world dominated by adults. It’s parent’s job to raise their children not society’s.



11) I know how to count votes and I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation do a recount when needed.

A) The problem is the machines have been proven to be easily hacked.
B) The President and CEO of Diebolt has gone on public record saying he would “Insure that Bush would win the election no matter what.”


12) I know what the definition of lying is, and it isn't based on the word "is" -ever.

A) Hey, he was a politician. They all lie. But only a smeg head cares if one lies about having sex with so bimbo.

13) I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you qualify for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans, etc., so you can open a hotel, 7-Eleven, trinket shop, or any thing else, while the indigenous peoples can't get past a high school education because they can't afford it.

A) first these things are in no way connected
B) Many of these people who get these programs are from countries the U.S. destroyed in wars, most in illegal wars so yes they deserve it.
C) The fact that kids can’t get past High School is the government’s refusal to properly fund schools, to pay teachers a decent wage and to allow schools to pass kids that don’t deserve too just so they can get the little bit of money they do get for turning out large numbers of graduates.

14) I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet.

A) Okay, do you not get humor.
B) What the hell does this have to do with this little rant here gimboy.


15) I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.

A) Again I agree and again what the hell does this have to do with your rant.

16) I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.

A) I’ll agree with you here as soon as Americans get enough brains to use them. I don’t see that happening anytime soon.


16) I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang.

A) Wow a third thing that I completely agree with, you must have at least one brain cell working.

17) This doesn't mean I want to listen to that crap from someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red light. But I respect your right to.

A) Fucking live with it. I and they have the right.

18) I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box.

A) This doesn’t even make sense. NEXT !!

19) I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package.

A) Okay so don’t. No one is forcing it on you.

20) Our soldiers did not go to some foreign country and risk their lives in vain and defend our Constitution so that decades later you can tell me it's a living document ever changing and is open to interpretation.
The guys who wrote it were light years ahead of anyone today, and they meant what they said - now leave the document alone, or there's going to be trouble.

A) Where it is true that the men who wrote where brilliant they where also slave owning bigots who wrote the document for rich, land owning, white men. Fault, the founding fathers.
B) If you have a problem with people’s interpretation the constitution. Check with the NeoCon/Republicans, they’ve been doing a lot of it lately.


21)I don't hate the rich.

A) Of course not, you are one of them.
B) The Rich are heartless, greedy and unwilling to pay their fair share in taxes. But, still whine about the tax system.
C) Two Words: Class War !!!
 
22) I help the poor.

A) Good for you if it’s true. You are in the 1% of the upper class that does.

23) I know wrestling is fake.

A) So does anyone outside of the backwood rednecks of the southern states.

24) I've never owned, or was a slave, and a large percentage of our forefathers weren't wealthy enough to own one either. Please stop blaming me because some prior white people were idiots - and remember, tons of white, Indian, Chinese, and other races have been enslaved too - it was wrong for every one of them.

A) You may have not owned slaves, enough people back then did own them.
B) Where it seems like it was long ago that this happened it really wasn’t. It takes a lot longer then a couple generations for this type of thing to heal.
C)  If you knew what it was like to be black you would understand. Especially sense bigotry is alive and well in 2008 and is still happening everyday.
D) Yes, it was just as bad for other races who faced it and should be allowed to mourn that time just the same and believe me they are still just as upset about it. They just don’t have the voice the black community does.


25) I believe a self-righteous liberal Democrat with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.

A) Maybe so, however it’s better then the holier then thou Republicans that connect straight back to the Third Reich.
B) ‘Nuff Said !!!


26) I want to know exactly which church is it where the "Reverend" Jessie Jackson preaches; and, what exactly is his job function.

A) Where as this is a good question. If you are tired of seeing him on TV blame the Corporate media. He in no way speaks for a majority of anybody.

27) I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded American should be allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime, then you will serve the time.

A) I agree partly with you. We both know that using a gun is only a crime depending on circumstances.

28) I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it makes you mad, then invent the next operating system that's better and put your name on the building.

A) Bill Gates stole the operating system from the work he did with Steve Jobs and Windows sucks.
B) Rid the world of the class system and screw Bill’s money.


29) I don't believe in hate crime legislation. Even suggesting it makes me mad. You're telling me that someone who is a minority, gay, disabled, another nationality, or otherwise different from the mainstream of this country has more value as a human being that I do as a white male.
If someone kills anyone, I'd say that it's a hate crime. We don't need more laws! Let's enforce the ones we already have.

A) It’s not a matter of value. It’s a matter of that minorities etc. more often get attacked because they are these things, so yes they need special laws.


30) I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything sucks.

A) Again who cares. No one is forcing you to eat any of it.


31) I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child. It takes a parent with the guts to stand up to the kid and spank his butt and say "NO!" when it's necessary to do so.

A) Wow I agree with five out of 31. You aren’t doing real well.

32) I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was Ole Yeller.
I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.

A) Really, come on. What the hell does this have to do with your little hate speech here.


33) I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be made to keep silent because I have these beliefs and opinions. I thought this country allowed me that right.

A) We did have the right to feel this way until the republicans and the “Patriot Act” took hem away


34) I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's feelings.

A) Again no one is trying too. Quit crying.

35) I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
Yes, I guess by some people's definition, I may be a bad American.
But that's tough.

A) No, you are stupid, misinformed and a loudmouth.
B) I don’t care if you are a bad American or not. However you are a bad human being.


Open Note to Ted Nugent:
 I don’t know if you wrote this or not but, from what I have heard come out your mouth before I am inclined to believe you did.
In my opinion someone should dress you up as a deer and hunt you,